[00:00.00] CAN’T DRINK A GUITAR       by Eric Wise [00:04.70] With a long neck [00:08.50] And a shapely body [00:12.50] I take her out [00:16.50] When I want a party [00:20.70] We play a bit [00:24.00] Then I start to see [00:28.70] Playing my guitar [00:32.50] Sets me free [00:35.00] Playing guitar is my therapy [00:39.50] No co-pays saves me money [00:43.00] So I play every night in a broke down bar [00:48.50] Completely sober [00:51.20] I can’t drink a guitar [00:57.25] Becky did her best to break me [01:02.70] Not a thought ’bout our past [01:06.50] I thought we were good [01:10.00] Right up to the last [01:14.50] But she disappeared [01:18.70] Up an’ went away [01:22.20] Took all of my cash [01:26.00] Just gone one day [01:29.70] My guitar couldn’t help me that day [01:33.70] My hurtin’ heart wouldn’t go away [01:37.20] So there I was in that broke down bar [01:42.50] Propped up in the corner [01:45.20] I can’t drink a guitar [01:52.00] A week or so of nothin’ [01:55.70] Playin’ guitar and drinkin’ rum [02:00.00] Guitar to forget her [02:04.70] Drinking to feel numb [02:08.70] Today she returned [02:12.00] To see the damage done [02:16.50] But I’m over her [02:19.70] Back to having fun [02:23.80] My guitar helped me today [02:27.50] My broken heart has gone away [02:31.70] I am here in this broke down bar [02:34.70] Strumming away [02:37.00] But [02:39.00] I still can’t drink a guitar [02:46.00] Can’t drink a guitar [02:51.00] I can’t drink a guitar